I hate the first day of school. I always have. And I feel like I hate it even more now that I am a parent. While most parents were rejoicing this a.m. I was sulking. They took my babies away!!! We just were getting deep into our summer groove…..we keep ‘rock star hours’ according to Chris. Out till about 1 a.m. then sleeping in-get up and do it all over again. (well except for Chris it’s more like home around 1 a.m. and up four hours later…but he’s such a good dad/husband he doesn’t complain)
And we snuggle, and cuddle together in the morning and lie together in the afternoons and read. Well they read and I study their faces. I don’t ever want to forget these years…well I say that every year but I mean it. They just keep getting so old so fast. So they read and I get right in their faces…I pretend I’m reading with them-only I’m not. I am taking them in-it really really pisses them off. We looked at old baby pictures tonight and I cannot remember them as babies at all…I don’t want to forget again. (by the way looking at those baby pics made my uterus cry….it really wants a baby-I tried to shut it up real quick!)
And another reason I hate the first day of school is because I have to deal with THEM again..the other parents. I HATE the other parents…and to be honest I am pretty sure they hate me too. I don’t know why—ok I do. While they stood this afternoon in the bright sunshine awaiting the last bell Chris and I hulked in the shade alone and bagged on all of them. I can’t help it…I had REAL BAD pms today…and it made me laugh-I really needed to laugh…and plus some of those parents deserved it.
Where can you find acid wash jeans anymore anyways??
I had a very strong cocktail and a whole pan of brownies (family size 9*13) and nothing is helping this damn pms. I told Chris he should just take me out back and shoot me in the head. He said "I'll shoot you in the head with something"
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You know..if you get pregnant...no more pms! :)
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