One day when my niece was little I sat on the floor of our living room assembling a Pooh Bear puzzle with her. Now mind you it was a HUGE puzzle (hence the name on the puzzle box-My Size Pooh) and had maybe 15 pieces-but I was stumped. Perplexed I stated, “My Size Pooh is hard” Yeah I still haven’t lived that one down =)
I feel that way about this blog. Blogging is HARD. I seriously have thought about starting one for a long long while now. And in my daydreams where I pretended to have one I had topics…millions of topics. I had a story every day. I would say if I had a blog I would tell this story. And so I finally stopped thinking of reasons why I was scared to jump into this frightening Internet world. (I still won’t let myself fully believe this is public knowledge-it scares the poopy out of me) At first I was so excited. I had so many ideas I created a file called ‘ideas’ for future blog posts. Just in case I couldn’t think of anything to say. Well here I sit…without anything to say. I opened up that ‘ideas’ list. It was uninspiring. Maybe it’s the weather. Or my hormones. Or …or…or…
I don’t know.
My size blog is hard.
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Evidently its not hard to steal from my blog though. I've already commented on this in the second post I ever did. Its okay, thats the wonder of the interwebs, you can steal from others and pretend its fresh and new. It works for YouTube, and Hollywood in general.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work or I'll be disappointed in you. Plus I don't want to be the only one other then Art whose dorky enough to do this crap.
One more thing, my Pooh is soft and jingles.
yeah but you must have talked about it in such a boring way that I forgot all about it. The way I write about it is fun and exciting. People will remember this post. The others...not so much. But years from now someone will say "hey did you ever visit that funny blog 'nobodydoesn'tlike'?" and people will say "yes..how about that 'My Size Pooh' post? that was something!"
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that this whole time I have known the VERY FIRST blog writer to ever have writer's block and write about it! You should patent that shit! What else did you invent Al Gore??
ReplyDeleteI just can't go to bed having my last comment be a snarky one to Bert...I just wouldn't be able to sleep well. We love you Bert
ReplyDeleteYou are a great blogger! It brightens my day to see a new blog up from you :) Plus you use awesome words like snarky. I am going to have to use that one...Plus, people call me creative and all I ever do is copy other really creative people.
ReplyDeleteare you calling BERT really creative?! ;)
ReplyDeleteWTF?!!! Its on Biznitch. You've brought down the mother of all flame wars on your head. When I get thru with you people will say "DAMN!!! That nobodydoesntlike.blogspot got knocked the fu"...meh, I lost interest already. Think I'll go check out Lil Debbie's site, her swiss rolls are da bomb! Yo, peace! I'm out.
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